Saturday, March 21, 2009

specifically NOTcute overload

I knew it was coming and now its happened. I've spread myself way too thin. I want to be good and charitable - going to the humane society and taking care of my responsibilities, but I have this sneaking suspicion that I'm about to watch a rerun of house and then fall back asleep until work. hmm.
I'm just so tired and sick of my fucking job , I need a break. I deserve a break. I can't wait for summer. Summer won't be an absolute release free from my daily hum-drum, but it will be a major change of pace and location and won't include cafe gardens. Woody and I will be living with mama cindy during the summer months, something I haven't really done in 4 years and something woody has never done. I can't speak for the both of us, but I know that I'm excited.
Let the countdown begin - god speed, may!

Also, for some reason, woody just spread his cat litter all around the room and onto a pile of clothes I just washed. not cute, woody.

Friday, December 12, 2008

its 4:30 in the morning and I'm watching Shania twain and Beyonce videos and wondering how Britney spears exists as a legitimate force in pop music. because she sucks. and is talantless.
all she does is lumber around on stage in some-sort of mobile coma, shimmying occasionally, while attempting to lip-sync the lyrics to songs she didn't write and sometimes forgets the words to.
She doesn't sing live, or dance. and her image is entirely fabricated by her production team.
She has sex appeal, they say... everyone has sex appeal. julia childs (even now) has sex appeal.

britney...rehibilitated, at the tip top of her game.

Monday, December 8, 2008

buffalo stance

Parasitism is a type of symbiotic relationship between two different organisms. The parasite benefits from a prolonged, close association with the host, which is harmed. In general, parasites are much smaller than their hosts and show a high degree of specialization for their mode of life.

i can't stop thinking about you anymore.
it is so incredibly unsatisfying.
and unyieldingly.
and theres a pressure in my middle, because i can't stop thinking about yours.

finals make me feel like

Friday, November 7, 2008

juz sayin...

Sorry, you have to click it.

my gf is the coolest best (she agrees)

I'm sitting in my bed with my friend, leila, right now. we are having so much fun. tons.
tomorrow, we are going to grace tampa, fl with our wonderful, beautiful presence.

but later, we are going to eat dinner with our dear friend, jess cohen.

also, i'm sick. not too sick for roller coasters and zebras though.

this us:

Sunday, November 2, 2008

Viva Obama!

"My friends, the MAC is back."
-John McCain, on his determination to push through in these last few days of his campaign...

Delusional as usual! I would like to blame it on the alzheimers, but that would dash a small amount of undeserved credit to his character...

ugh, I have that vom taste in my mouth right now.

This just goes to show how important it is to keep on showing massive support for Obama in these last few days. And not to assume victory yet!

and as for john mccain, that man is fucking pathological!